shutupaubrey:

i love watching pets sleep bc you see their belly go up and down when they breathe and you’re like wow this is a lil living creature that’s all mine to play with

(via pull-the-trigger--bitch)

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via pull-the-trigger--bitch)

deair:

so how do i relationship

(via disneyfuckedmeup)

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

megamintcat:

ryansealcrest:

does it come with butter pillows

is anyone reading that description 

(via disneyfuckedmeup)

aseaofquotes:

Rosamunde Pilcher, The Shell Seekers

aseaofquotes:

Rosamunde Pilcher, The Shell Seekers

thesugarray:

lostdoughnut:

fuckerpunch:

i never realize how much i swear until i’m in a situation where i can’t

true story: i tried avoiding saying ‘bitch’ in front of a kid so my mouth said ‘cunt’ instead.

Nailed it.

(Source: untongue, via disneyfuckedmeup)

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

artpopdom:

cher about to fly out to this girl’s city and throw down with a homophobe. the one true gay icon

(via disneyfuckedmeup)

playbunny:

growing attached to people but not wanting to be that clingy friend

image

(via snorlaxness)

666-slut:

IF UR READING THIS U LOOK VERY CUTE TODAY AND ALSO ILY

(Source: tuhree, via snorlaxness)

queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

queefilicious:

they are evolving and they know we cant stop them

(Source: susemoji, via disneyfuckedmeup)